Description:
You're a scientific experiment gone wrong. You were created to be the ultimate female for man, but you have different ideas. You plan on killing all who stand in your way and ultimately kill the man who funded your project George W Bush.

Category: Shooting
File type: Flash .swf

Dimensions:
650 x 400 pixels

Controls:
Default keys W, A, S, D
Mouse point and shoot.
Double click movement keys to activate rocket boots.
All keys can be customised.

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Cyborg

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